Double meaning jokes for boyfriend in Hindi Lovesab7
Double meaning jokes for boyfriend in Hindi Lovesab7
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1 jinake din kharaab chal rahe hote hain,
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unake sapane mein sanee liyon bhee sari pahan ke aatee hai.
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bas mein baithee ek ladakee kee tee shart pe kaar banee huee thee.
usake saath ek chhota bachcha baitha use dekh raha tha.
ladakee bachche ko dekhate hue muskura kar bolee, "kaar chalaanee hai kya?" bachcha: nahin kaar nahin chalaanee, par agar aap kee ijaazat ho to horn baja loon?
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3 sabase pahale use kis karo, bistar par lita do,
phir donon taange oopar utha kar neeche haath laga kar dekho.
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agar bachche ne susu kiya hai to daayapar badal do.
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roye ham is kadar unake seene se lipat kar;
vaah vaah! roye ham is kadar unake seene se lipat kar;
ki voh khud apanee kameez utaarakar bolee;
le choos le kameene, phaalatoo mein naatak mat kar!
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father: beta jab ham javaan the to 10 rupaye mein jee bhar ke doodh piya karate the.
Son: paapa, maje the aapake, aajakal to 100 rupaye me
koee dabaane bhee nahee detee.
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santa aur jeeto dukaan ke baahar khade hokar andar dekh rahe the.
dukaanadaar: aaeeye maidam, andar aakar chhoos kar lo.
santa(gusse se): saale bahan ke lau**
too baahar aakar mera choos le.
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ek Acedent mein pati ka lan* kat gaya.
doktar: hamaare paas kutte ka hai, kya vo laga den
beevee(sharamaate hue): agar gadhe ka hai to vo laga do,
kutte jaisa to inaka pahale bhee tha.
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9 gaan* ka chhed chhota karane ke 3 tareeke
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mujhe pata tha too zaroor padhega.
saale itanee maravaata hee kyon hai?
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Double meaning jokes for boyfriend in Hindi Lovesab7
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pappoo apane padosee se:
ankal, aantee kya raat ko kabootaron ko daana daalatee hai?
padosee: nahin to hamane to kabootar rakhe hee nahin.
pappoo: to phir raat ko aapake ghar se aavaazen kyon aatee hain?
padosee: kaisee aavaazen? pappoo: aah, aah, aah...
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santa pappoo se, "so ja nahin to bhoot aa jaega?"
pappoo: paapa aapako to mammee kee choo*
maarane ka bahaana chaahie,
chaahe bhoot ke naam se bachche kee gaangaan* phat jae.
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jab se sanee liyon amerika chhod kar bhaarat aa gayee hai, vahaan ke roket bhee sahee se khada nahin ho pa rahe,
aur hamaare pahalee hee baar mein mangal tak pahunch rahe hain
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koee to baat hai, bandee mein.
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kaale dhan ka to pata nahin
magar... . . . . . . . . kala lan* sabake
paas hai.
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aaj ka kuvichaar: insaan kee kismat aur juganoo kee gaan*d
kabhee bhee chamak sakatee hai.
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ek gheraloo nuskha:
250 graam neem ke patte len. inako saaph karake ek bartan mein rakh den.
ab ek bartan mein 1/2 leetar saaph paanee len aur neem ke patte usamen daal kar garam karen.
phir isamen 3 daane ilaayachee. thoda sa pudeena. thodee see daalacheenee.
4 daane long ke daalen. jab paanee aadha rah jaaye tab utaar kar saaph karake chhaan len.
thanda hone par ek gilaas mein lekar kullee karen aur 2 ghoont pee jab
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. . . isase aapakee gaan* ka vo keeda mar jaayega jo aapako aapake kaam dhandhe chhod kar saara din fb vhaatsepp pe bitha ke rakhata hai.
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vo kya cheez hai jo patnee apane pati ko saaree umr lene nahin detee?
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socho socho . .
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. . "chain kee saans".
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aaj ka ๐ค maha ๐คกkuvichaar: choo* aur doodh ๐คชkabhee kharaab nahin hote, ๐donon ko jitana ๐กgaram karo utana jyaada maza๐คฃ dete hain.
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pappoo ladakee ko propoz karane gaya to propoz karane ka naya tareeka dhoondh nikaala.
pappoo (ladakee se): tere paas lan* hai?
ladakee (hairaanee se): nahin.
pappoo: to mera legee kya? pappoo daalate hee jhad gae sab,
tika na koee bhee phool gale mein mere haar ke; dard unako hua to nikaal liya mainne, kaanta jo chubha pairon mein sarakaar ke; cheekh uthe, chilla uthe, kahane lage mat lo meree; ek hee chappal hai aur oopar se din bhee hain tyauhaar ke.
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khatm ho gayee tamanna-e-mohabbat.
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ab to lagata hai cho*o aur chalate bano.
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fuchkr hai mujhe khudape ki main assleelata naam kee gandgee se koson door hoon. main to assleel logon kee suchkl dekhana bhee paap samajhata hoon. Kummeene saale!
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