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Two twins were talking inside the mother's stomach. When a cock entered, one said, "Hey this is father."
Second: Abbey donkey, this is an uncle with arms, Papa does not wear a raincoat.
What is the difference between a missile and a condom?
Bursting of one reduces the population and bursting of another increases the population.
,,,
Whenever your name comes on Jubaan;
This hand goes down mine;
I will do anything to get you;
Let me do it once or else I will die by wailing.
Some old man is right,
"If you make the girl sit on the flame, she will take heart from you and if you sit in the heart, she will set your flame."
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What are the similarities between tea and girlfriends?
There are a total of seven similarities between tea and girlfriends:
Should be hot.
Should be fast.
Should be sweet.
Color must be correct.
There should be more milk.
Should be ready quickly.
And
Should always be found in bed.
Never miss a consignment;
Never plead with anyone who does not give you pussy;
The one who wants to be fuck will continue to fuck
Do not waste your youth by killing in vain.
,,,
He ruined me and asked, "Will you fall in love with me?"
He was heartbroken but lips said, "Your mother's pussy."
,,,
If you and your life partner want to be happy and healthy then
Use it
Kohinoor
basmati rice.
Only when you eat well will you think well.
,,,
Devotee: What is the difference between Baba pussy and pussy?
Baba: The son who drives a man crazy is called a pussy and the one who goes mad after the pussy is called a pussy.
,,,
An old man said to his wife while having sex: Tight, tight.
The old lady said angrily: Learn to be happy in what you are. Have I ever said to this day 'big' or 'standing'.
,,,
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Pathan went to the hospital for an ultrasound.
Doctor: Take off the shirt, let the salwar loose and lie down.
Pathan said nervously, "Doctor sir don't do ultrasound first?"
,,,
Looks incomplete when it is not raining;
When there is life and no love;
Eyes are but not dreams;
When standing and not jugaad.
,,,
The girl forgives the person who takes advantage of the opportunity;
But never forgive him who does not take advantage of the opportunity.
,,,
Neither strength is in you nor in your bone;
Wow!
Neither strength is in you nor in your bone;
There is strength in your tights without any bone.
,,,
Who says that a man does not feel pain?
Do a kick between the legs, if there is no pain, then it is worth it.
,,,
A boy standing behind a girl in a loaded bus was touching the girl.
The girl slapped the boy loudly and said, "You bastard don't have a place to stand yourself, you have kept it standing too."
,,,
Pinky: Mommy, a boy pressed my tit today.
Win: You didn't slap him?
Pinky: I suddenly remembered Gandhiji and I put forward the second teat too.
,,,
A girl is married to a patrolman. The next day the girl's friends asked her how was the honeymoon?
Girl: The brother-in-law kept walking around all night and kept asking how much should I put?
Kadva truth: When a man becomes rich he becomes mischievous;
And if a woman becomes mischievous then she becomes rich!
,,,
Who says mobile and wife are different?
Both have to be kept close,
Both have to bear the cost,
And both also have to charge at night.
Simply the mobile with a pin and the wife with a thick pin
,,,
Where did the stone come from in this unknown city, me friend
Seems like in this crowd of people,
Somebody is kissing his own mother.
,,,
The girl's T-shirt read:
Amul - The Test of India.
On seeing him, Santa was very impressed and wrote on his pants:
Crunchy - Serpentine but mine.
,,,
The worst ass-to-date proposal ever:
Boy: Do you have cocks?
Girl: No.
Boy: Will you take mine?
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At the time of sex, the man's strength is not perceived by the moving hip but by the girl's jumping balloons.
And the strength of sex is predicted by the noise of the girl, not by the man's loudness.
,,
Pappu: I can never fight with any 'gay'.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: Because I do not know who I am to abuse her, I will tear your ass, I will die, I will fuck.
So I never fight them.
,,,,,,
It has been requested:
It did not come overnight and we slept quietly;
Just consider:
It did not come overnight and we slept quietly;
What was shaking was the fan, what did not come was electricity.
Think straight for years.
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Two twins were talking inside the mother's stomach. When a cock entered, one said, "Hey this is father."
Second: Abbey donkey, this is an uncle with arms, Papa does not wear a raincoat.
What is the difference between a missile and a condom?
Bursting of one reduces the population and bursting of another increases the population.
,,,
Whenever your name comes on Jubaan;
This hand goes down mine;
I will do anything to get you;
Let me do it once or else I will die by wailing.
Some old man is right,
"If you make the girl sit on the flame, she will take heart from you and if you sit in the heart, she will set your flame."
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औकात status here
Click here for friends jocks
jocks-durty-in-hindi
What are the similarities between tea and girlfriends?
There are a total of seven similarities between tea and girlfriends:
Should be hot.
Should be fast.
Should be sweet.
Color must be correct.
There should be more milk.
Should be ready quickly.
And
Should always be found in bed.
Never miss a consignment;
Never plead with anyone who does not give you pussy;
The one who wants to be fuck will continue to fuck
Do not waste your youth by killing in vain.
,,,
He ruined me and asked, "Will you fall in love with me?"
He was heartbroken but lips said, "Your mother's pussy."
,,,
If you and your life partner want to be happy and healthy then
Use it
Kohinoor
basmati rice.
Only when you eat well will you think well.
,,,
Devotee: What is the difference between Baba pussy and pussy?
Baba: The son who drives a man crazy is called a pussy and the one who goes mad after the pussy is called a pussy.
,,,
An old man said to his wife while having sex: Tight, tight.
The old lady said angrily: Learn to be happy in what you are. Have I ever said to this day 'big' or 'standing'.
,,,
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jocks-durty-in-hindi
Pathan went to the hospital for an ultrasound.
Doctor: Take off the shirt, let the salwar loose and lie down.
Pathan said nervously, "Doctor sir don't do ultrasound first?"
,,,
Looks incomplete when it is not raining;
When there is life and no love;
Eyes are but not dreams;
When standing and not jugaad.
,,,
The girl forgives the person who takes advantage of the opportunity;
But never forgive him who does not take advantage of the opportunity.
,,,
Neither strength is in you nor in your bone;
Wow!
Neither strength is in you nor in your bone;
There is strength in your tights without any bone.
,,,
Who says that a man does not feel pain?
Do a kick between the legs, if there is no pain, then it is worth it.
,,,
A boy standing behind a girl in a loaded bus was touching the girl.
The girl slapped the boy loudly and said, "You bastard don't have a place to stand yourself, you have kept it standing too."
,,,
Pinky: Mommy, a boy pressed my tit today.
Win: You didn't slap him?
Pinky: I suddenly remembered Gandhiji and I put forward the second teat too.
,,,
A girl is married to a patrolman. The next day the girl's friends asked her how was the honeymoon?
Girl: The brother-in-law kept walking around all night and kept asking how much should I put?
Kadva truth: When a man becomes rich he becomes mischievous;
And if a woman becomes mischievous then she becomes rich!
,,,
Who says mobile and wife are different?
Both have to be kept close,
Both have to bear the cost,
And both also have to charge at night.
Simply the mobile with a pin and the wife with a thick pin
,,,
Where did the stone come from in this unknown city, me friend
Seems like in this crowd of people,
Somebody is kissing his own mother.
,,,
The girl's T-shirt read:
Amul - The Test of India.
On seeing him, Santa was very impressed and wrote on his pants:
Crunchy - Serpentine but mine.
,,,
The worst ass-to-date proposal ever:
Boy: Do you have cocks?
Girl: No.
Boy: Will you take mine?
,,,Unlimited free jocks
jocks-durty-in-hindi
At the time of sex, the man's strength is not perceived by the moving hip but by the girl's jumping balloons.
And the strength of sex is predicted by the noise of the girl, not by the man's loudness.
,,
Pappu: I can never fight with any 'gay'.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: Because I do not know who I am to abuse her, I will tear your ass, I will die, I will fuck.
So I never fight them.
,,,,,,
It has been requested:
It did not come overnight and we slept quietly;
Just consider:
It did not come overnight and we slept quietly;
What was shaking was the fan, what did not come was electricity.
Think straight for years.
Click here for Friends Nonveg jocks_
jocks-durty-in-hindi
